Doctor Internet is a hypertext psycho-philo-therapuetic roadside rest area for those undergoing HSD, hypertext stress disorder. In other words, let's say you feel like road kill on the superhighway. You have had a hard day. As a matter of fact, you have had a hard life, and today you have found yourself at this roadside psycho-philo-therapuetic rest center. If you have questions just write them to Dr. Internet firstname.lastname@example.org, of course, if you know the answers, include them too.
Dear Doctor Internet,
A. Yes, indeed. I'll refer you to the Monty Python Argument Clinic and with just a click and, not a three week delay, you'll be there.
A. As a matter of fact, this is a little known but humorous psycho-philo-therapuetic syndrome. In fact, Dr. Internet (the html) was first inspired by just such a syndrome notice on the internet. Try the Philosophy of Kissing.